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Chuck Norris Facts: Why Are They Funny Again?

There is a funny hype: Chuck Norris Facts (on Wikipedia)

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn’t get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

My brother and I always give us updates on new jokes or comments to well-known ones. Now my mother asked what this is all about. “Chuck Norris is an actor“, she said. “And why is that funny?”

That is my question to you: Why do you think the Chuck Norris Facts are so damn funny?
Comment below and maybe we can award the best explanation with a price.

One side note: For my geeks and friends, there is a Linus Torvalds Facts site 😉

Linus Torvalds can run kill -9 and kill Chuck Norris.

Linus Torvalds doesn’t use “sudo”.

This one is for misto

Linus Torvalds can install Gentoo in under a week.

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